This is Long Overdue...
This occured to me after seeing a couple recent movies on DVD. Santa and the Elves vs. Glenda the Good Witch and the Munchkins vs. Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas. We seriously considered throwing Gandalf and some Hobbits in the mix, but we know that would end real quick with Gandalf rockin' them all. WE NEED YOUR INPUT ON THIS, PEOPLE!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!!!
posted by austinmcraig @ 11:30 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
Well, since you need my input...I'll tell you the way things would go down.
Firstly, Santa and the Elves would waste Glenda the good witch. I mean what is she going to do, put them in a color changing bubble, or give them some really tacky shoes? Even if she did manage to take down a few elves she would be vastly outnumbered and eventually overpowered. Plus, I have a feeling that Santa's skills in magic are matched by few and surpassed by none. Afterall, does manage to circut the earth, deliver toys, drink lots of milk and cookies, and wrangle a dozen raindear in a single night all while keeping that rosey glow in his cheaks
Secondly, Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas would rock the Munchkins. I mean, before Willy rescued them the Oompas were deal with Wang Doodles and Vermishious Kanids I don't think they are likely to be intimidated by a few munchkins. Plus I have vague suspicions that Wonka had them doing some kind of ninja training...because, well, haven't you seen their moves when they are singing the "What do you get" songs? I mean if those aren't ninja moves I don't know what are.
So, there you go. That's the break down. Now, of course all of my Willy Wonka references are based upon the original movie. I haven't seen the new one, nor am I like to. But according to my observations Oz is in serious trouble if it comes down to an all out fantasy land rumble. I mean sure they have a loin and stuff, but I don't care how big a heart the wizard gave him - no one takes you seriously when your mane is set in ringlets. But then again I forgot about the flying monkeys! If you unleash those guys Oz may have some kind of a fighting chance.
THAT was an EXTREMELY INSIGHTFUL response. Thank you so much, truly.
Little people and their Famous Large Leaders NOTHING. I'm still waiting on the Pirate v. Ninja debate.
The answer:
It is simple. Being January 2nd, Santa and the Elves would be too tried to do anything, we all know they sleep until febuary = Rocked. Glenda and the Munchkins have no offensive, no deffensive and are really very offensive that you even put them in the same catergory as the rest of our friends.
The clear leader is the Big Double W and his Oo. Loo's.
Query = Solved
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